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Denver, Colorado, United States
i'm 33. i live with my husband, baby daughter 2 dogs and 1 kitty. i'm a chemical engineer with an MBA and work in technical sales. i tend to bite off more than i *think* i can chew and end up with a full bulging mouth for awhile before i can finally swallow. i thrive in chaos, but strive for order.


and that's when you know it's going to be a bad day

it's not when you miss your alarm and have to skip the gym to make it to work on time...
and it's not when you cut your armpit while shaving..
and it's not when you bang your knee on the side of the door while attempting to reach around from the outside to turn off the porch light..

it's when you pull out the can of the tasty mandarin oranges you thought you grabbed for breakfast and you get this instead:


  1. Heh, that sucks, been there before, maybe not with mushrooms but grabbing that candy bar at the check out lanes on your way out of the store, getting to the car and seeing that it's some nasty bar, not the butterfinger you wanted.

  2. OMG....that is um..... funny! And I thought I had a bad Monday when I forgot to bring *any* food to work with me.

  3. since those fungi hate me, that would really ruin my day!

    hoping to have drinks tonight... ;~)
    if I need another after, I'll let you know...

  4. Yep, that definitely is the determination of a bad day. too bad you don't have an omlet bar at your desk.

  5. Um, maybe we should have done an early lunch yesterday after all... That's pretty nasty. :)

  6. VERY funny...

    mushroom goooood; but on pizza.

  7. Next time send the mushrooms my way. I would've totally eaten them.