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Denver, Colorado, United States
i'm 33. i live with my husband, baby daughter 2 dogs and 1 kitty. i'm a chemical engineer with an MBA and work in technical sales. i tend to bite off more than i *think* i can chew and end up with a full bulging mouth for awhile before i can finally swallow. i thrive in chaos, but strive for order.

6.12.2007

bad date

"so, my buddy is going to pick me up since i can't drive. yeah.. i lost my license last year because of a dui. i get it back next week, but i'm totally broke because of all the fines that will be due then. it wouldn't have been so bad except that i hit this dude and so i have to pay all this restitution.. he lived and everything. the crazy thing is that i didn't even KNOW i hit someone until the cops pulled me over about 15 minutes later.."

3 comments:

  1. seriously?
    too funny!
    how are you?

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  2. ouch! to both you and the guy he hit. seriously, how are you ending up with dudes like this?

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  3. Oh holy Christ. Sounds like a winner! I love how he dug himself deeper with every sentence. Like the DUI wasn't bad enough in and of itself.

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